3. After the vacation, Xerxes invites Ratna Collins over for some important event. After all, the alien noo boo, Chuck, is alive and well. And very much alien. That means Xerxes gets to have something he wants: Ratna.
4. After all, she canโt stop thinking about him. But then what sim can resist not thinking about a popularity sim?
5. Xerxes, โRatna, after having birthed a Maxoidian baby, there is only one question to ask.โ Ratna, โAnd that would be, by dear sweet Xerxes?โ Xerxes, โWonโt you marry me?โ
6. Ratna, โI accept, darling. I shall place the engagement ring here amongst my others.
7. Why bother stopping with engagement? Might as well go the whole nine yards. As for witnesses, weโve got the whole internet, plus anyone who reads this.
9. Ratna Collins Pie. She comes with a loaded inventory. Most of which is immediately sold because itโs not like there isnโt already enough cash in the family bank. Important stats are as follows: Fortune Sim seeking LTW of Business Tycoon. 4/10/3/6/0 personality score with turn ons of jobless guys in swim suits and an off of Fit. She brings in a whopping $70,950 and subtracts a point off the legacy score card, being a Diva. Which reminds me, I should keep track of how many points Iโm at.
10. I donโt think I ever shared Xerxes stats, so here they are: Popularity seeking Rock God-hood 10/6/4/7/8 Turn On: Brown Hair, Athletic; Turn Off: Custom hair
12. Xerxes heads to Club Pie 2.0 to make use of the lots time escape aging mechanism so that way he can alien pregnant a second time via the dance sphere. It will also come in handy to make some additional money that the family doesnโt really need.
13. The first few customers are none other than the strangling servo and Gargamel. Hey, even bad guys deserve breaks. And so long as they have the money, no discrimination. Thank goodness I donโt need to explain this within plot boundaries. Oh, and Ajay Loner also pays a visit. I still think he looks rather appropriate bald.
14. As stated earlier, Xerxes is here for alien baby(ies). However, I soon realize his body skill of three might be just a touch too low to spin on even medium difficulty for very long. And since skills donโt build on business lots, it isnโt going to get any better.
15. Instead, he can tend to the rather extensive strawberry garden that Miss Piggy left behind when she was working on her gold gardening badge. And it is one whootnanny of a garden!
16. Katelynn, โCan I say hello?โ Gargamel, โYes, Iโd like to be acquaintances with my nephew. Please stop pulling weeds so I can say hello.โ Xerxes, โGo away!โ
17. Servo, โMaster, what are we going to do with a dead body?โ Gargamel, โWeโre going to bring her back. Some how some way. Know of a cursed Native American burial ground?โ Servo, โNot one that exists in this reality, master.โ Gargamel, โDrat. Weโll just have to try something else then.โ
18. Sharla, โHey, Xerxes. How are things with being the heir.โ Xerxes, โJust peachy, sis. Just peachy. Iโm just tending momโs garden she left behind for me to tend to.โ Sharla, โGood luck with that.โ
19. OMG! Look everybody! Itโs Jill Smith! No, really! Her name is really Jill Smith. Now if only we could somehow introduce her to Gargamel, then maybe everyone can have a happily ever after.
20. Ajay, โSheโs not pretty enough to be Jill Smith.โ Well she is. And youโll know it when she says your garden sucks.
21. Well, looks like Jill Smith took the initiative and plays a game of Mahjong with Gargamel all on her own. Letโs hope for the best.
22. Later in the evening, Elmyra shows up. Quick! The villains you are looking for are just inside. Elmyra, โBut it says I need to pay $24 to get inside.โ Ack!
23. What, no dancing! Go get the strangling servo. Elmyra, โI can see it fine from here.โ No! Got get him! Itโs your job! Elmyra, โOk fine.โ
24. Elmyra, โSee, heโs not breaking a law. Heโs simply playing Mahjong. Like a civil person would.โ But Gargamel was just here! Ack! He must have escaped! Elmyra, โWell too bad. Iโll have to commence my search after a game of billiards.โ
25. Ew! Xerxes, you shouldnโt look at your distant aunt as an attractive person. Granted, she would probably already be dead if everyone was on the proper time scale.
26. Xerxes, โWhatโs going on? Why am I green?โ Well this actually plays in Xerxesโ favor in a twisted sort of way. Heโll be able to better care for the garden with only three needs instead of eight. Three very easy to manage needs. Heโll be changing back though.
27. Shadey, โHmmm, $24 for each hour of fun? Is it really worth it?โ It is! It is, Shadey. Come in and have the time of your life. We have Mahjong.
28. Following Shadey are Chloe Singles and one of the local cheerleaders. Iโm sure you know which one she is. I hope. >_>
29. Chris, โI hate Tank Grunt. How dare he be deployed overseas!โ
30. Thanks Ophelia. Those gosh darn mean witches keep bringing roaches to the lot. Itโs nice to know that customers are nice enough to take care of them.
31. Abhijeet, โWhatโs up, dude? You look all green and stuff.โ Xerxes, โJust go away. No vacations ever again!โ Probably paranoid that Abhijeet might start flirting with him. Still, I always thought Abhijeet never would have thought of Xerxes that way. Ever.
32. Jenny, โOh my gosh, youโre sitting next to me.โ Quincy, โAnd whatโs wrong with that?โ Jenny, โI just heart farted you soโฆโ Quincy, โThe nerve to think Iโd ever find you attractive.โ
33. Jenny runs to the bathroom to cry. Just stay faithful to your husband, Jenny. No good can come from straying.
34. Hereโs a nice gathering at the Mahjong table: Circe Beaker, Chloe Singles, and two of the local villains. Or is it three? >_>
35. There are a few casualties during the harvest season, but most of the strawberry plants are plucked and sold for a nice profit of $88 per plant. Apparently, price doesnโt matter from the healthiest plant to the near death ones.
36. Since body skill is too low and wonโt build, Xerxes heads for home. It is there that he shall bulk up the proper skill to master medium on that dang dance sphere.
37. Ratna, โWhy am I feeding Chuck?โ Because you wonโt leave him alone when youโre in free will mode. Der!
38. Ratna, โDonโt think that just because Iโm a woman means Iโll be cooking all the meals around here.โ Wouldnโt think of it. But youโre such a good cook. I mean, you only put a turkey in the oven and you pulled out all of this on a plate.
39. Meanwhile, Xerxes gets to work by swimming several dozen laps around the pool. And for some reason, the bottom looks all weird and funky. Not sure why.
40. โHappy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday dear Chuck Happy birthday to you.โ
41. And in a poof of confetti, Chuck reveals that he is seriously lacking in anything from Xerxes. In fact, the only thing I do notice that he possibly got from his human father are the lips.
42. Xerxes, โWell, thatโs what happens when you drink from the rotten bottle instead of the fresh one that daddy is getting for you.โ
43. At a skill level of five, Xerxes is managing to stay in for longer periods of time. Yet he gets the toss every-so-often.
44. Ratna, โWhat are you doing?โ Xerxes, โTrying to get alien abducted.โ Ratna, โWithout using the telescope.โ Xerxes, โI was told by a doctor that this way works too. So while Iโm busy doing this, could you give Chuck a bath?โ Ratna, โI uhโฆ donโt we have a butler or nanny to do this?โ Xerxes, โI only hired a maid.โ Ratna, โOh alright. If it just has to be me.โ
45. Ratna, โAlright, you little booger. Letโs get you all clean. Good golly, look at how fast the water turned brown. You are absolutely filthy. Where you playing in the mud, kid?โ
46. And after a nice bath, Ratna and Chuck return toโฆ Wait, whereโd he go?
47. Ratna, โLooks like your daddy got abducted while you were getting clean. Looks like you wonโt be an only child.โ It would of happened when I wasnโt paying attention.
48. And so a long game of peek-a-boo occurs while Ratna and Chuck wait for Xerxes to return.
49. Ratna, โDonโt hide, Chuck. Itโs just Xerxes coming back.โ Xerxes, โIโm back!โ Ratna, โAs if I wasnโt aware of that already.โ
50. With alien abduction having occurred, there is no longer a need to be a plant sim. Xerxes, โTime to change back into some more comfortable clothing.โ
51. Yes. Xerxes is definitely, definitely alien pregnant again.
52. Xerxes, โWhat are you reading?โ Ratna, โA cook book. Or rather the Woodchuck Guidebook to Cooking.โ Xerxes, โWhy?โ Ratna, โAn old wives tale: eating cheesecake causes you to have twins. Iโm trying to find the recipe.โ Xerxes, โOhโฆ OH! I guess I am getting pretty old.โ Ratna, โYes you are.โ
53. To solve potty training troubles, instead of emptying them every time, Xerxes opts to just buy a new one. After all heโs got the money to spend. Why not make things easier? Xerxes, โHmmโฆ cheesecakeโฆ I wonder if.โ
54. Guess what Miss Piggy cooked before she passed on? Cheesecake. Ah yea. Guess what was sitting in a refrigerated shelving unit? Cheesecake. Ah yea.
55. Ratna, โI havenโt found the recipe yet, but I am starving. Wait, is that what I think it is?โ Xerxes, โCheesecake. It sure is. Apparently, my mom cooked up a couple of these and left them behind as part of my inheritance. Lucky find.โ Ratna, โThat was sitting in your pocket for how long now?โ Xerxes, โLong enough to still be fresh.โ
56. Take that Smart Milk! Toddler taught to walk in a single sitting without ya!
57. Ratna, โItโs time to get up, darling. I can hear Chuck wailing all the way in here.โ Xerxes, โThen you can take care of him.โ Ratna, โCharming idea, but no.โ
58. Xerxes decides to get up and tend Chuck, but not before making the bed in a very odd fashion. O_o
59. Xerxes, โSay teddy bear. Teddy bear. Oh hey, Ratna. Whatโs with the baby bottle?โ Ratna, โIt had a note on it saying now is the time to give it to Chuck.โ
60. Ratna, โBy the wayโฆ I donโt mean to brag, but I quit my job as a professional party guest to be with you. Hope you understand that.โ Xerxes, โWell it is a part of the rules.โ
62. Ratna, โHello, Chuck. Letโs play a game of toss the baby at the ceiling. Ready? Here we go!โ
63. Still, they have their moments together where they look precious.
64. Xerxes, โSee, I knew you could teach olโ Chuck how to use the potty.โ Ratna, โGood thing he taught you most of it, so I donโt have to stand idly by ever again.โ
65. Ratna, โCan we please move on to the childhood stage? Iโm not liking screaming toddler.โ Yes, of course. It is Chuckโs birthday, so he will grow to the child stage and reveal more of his face.
66. As I suspect, only Xerxes lips seem to have translated to this maxoidian offspring. And featuring his hastily built room that juts into the side of the garage. Tiny little thing ainโt it?
67. But at least the little guy has a full view of the backyard.
68. Ratna, โNot to brag or anything, but I taught olโ Chuck how to use the toilet.โ
72. Xerxes, โYoo hooโฆ Iโm about ready to give birth to more maxoidian babies. A little attention would be nice.โ
73. Ratna, โLook at that flair. Ainโt nothing like that. Ainโt no one fairer than me. No nono.โ Xerxes, โPAIN!โ Ratna, โWhatever was that noise?โ
74. Ratna, โGood heavens, is that burger stuck between my teeth. Iโll have to fix that.โ Xerxes, โOUCHIES!โ Ratna, โThereโฆ oh no wait, itโs still between them.โ
75. And sometime laterโฆ Ratna, โXerxes, why didnโt you tell me you were birthing the maxoidian babies?โ Xerxes, โI did.โ